Have you seen this person?
He has been missing for quite some time...
He has been missing for quite some time...
Name: SamuelAge: 21
Race: Caucasian
Missing Since: August 2007
Also known as:
Ugly
Chump
Jerk
Snot
Sam
Manuel
Monkey
Uncle Monkey
If seen, do NOT approach, as he is very skiddish, and may run.
Do NOT corner him, he can become violent if he feels threatened.
Instead call a family member to inform us of his current location.
Or try and bribe him into your car with a trail of candy or popcorn.
We miss Samuel very much and wish he
would come home and back to church.
We just want him to know his family
misses him and loves him very much.
Thank you for reading this announcement.
We hope you will be able to help us.
Race: Caucasian
Missing Since: August 2007
Also known as:Ugly
Chump
Jerk
Snot
Sam
Manuel
Monkey
Uncle Monkey
If seen, do NOT approach, as he is very skiddish, and may run.
Do NOT corner him, he can become violent if he feels threatened.
Instead call a family member to inform us of his current location.
Or try and bribe him into your car with a trail of candy or popcorn.
We miss Samuel very much and wish he
would come home and back to church.
We just want him to know his family
misses him and loves him very much.
Thank you for reading this announcement.
We hope you will be able to help us.
2 comments:
I did you check his bed? Maybe Trogdor will know, or Randi.
I called him last Sunday, and left a message, but have not heard back. I think Raylene might be right, check with the cat. They always seem to know. You may want to use the GPS chip in his phone too. I hear he's not far from it or his car. Do we need to set up a Search and Rescue Sam Party? I have a week off I can offer my services to search or make snacks. R2
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