seriously... What the heck? I'd like to know the part of the Bible that tells me that I'm going to Hell for going to the movies... Maybe it's in the Apocryphal texts...

People need to stop doing this crap... It really doesn't help save people, it pushes them away... Maybe they just want Heaven all to themselves... Jerks...

Thanks Pastor...



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Happy Veterans Day!

Be sure you thank a Veteran...

Yeah, yeah, its my birthday too, but Veterans have done much more for us than I have. So wish me a happy birthday if you must, but more importantly thank a Veteran for their service to our(their) country.

I am sure they would appreciate it. Unfortunately, I don't think they get thanked enough.

We should thank them everyday, not just 2 or 3 specific days out of the year... Thank them for the sacrifices they've made. Thank them for their protection of our freedoms that we take for granted so easily. Thank them for the dangers that they've encountered and prevailed over on our account.

Just thank them...

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Some of my favorite Chuck Norris "Facts"

#1
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#2
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#3
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#4
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

#5
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

#6
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#7
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

#8
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#9
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#10
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#11
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.